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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 05:00
Still no good.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
NASA Science Community Budget Meeting POSTPONED - NASA Watch
Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Freaks and Cheeks
What destroys relationships between actors in Hollywood?
Everyone loved it.
They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Is a computer science degree worth it in 2024?
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
Why are Republicans such intolerant people?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
share office space ...
Still no good
The closer a volcano is to erupting, the greener the trees around it look from space - Live Science
So they tried
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
Why is my older sister so mean to me as if I was her enemy?
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
Thumbs down again.
Big Bang May Not Be The Beginning of Everything, New Theory Suggests - ScienceAlert
Another attempt resulted in ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
'28 Years Later' Marketing Hid Mother-Son Tearjerker Due to Studio Worries - Variety
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Just Forget it!
Dotemu’s CEO on how it makes new games that feel retro - The Verge
No go.
Loons and Moons
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why do our deceased do not protect us from other bad spirits?
Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance
No way